July92012

An attempt to examine women’s logic.

Before I start writing down my thoughts, I want to explain that I am sure that I will in NO way come to a clear conclusion. I just want to present some examples of the unexplainable (?) female logic.  

Let’s start with the major problem of all relationships, cheating! It is widely known that if a man cheats on a woman, he is an asshole, no doubt about this. If a woman cheats on a man she was just confused. Fair enough, isn’t it?

Women’s logic as far as their statistic abilities are concerned, are not any better. Consider the greatest example of all: Think of a woman who has had ten relationships up to now, and one of them cheated on her. This is enough for her to decide not to trust a men ever again. SERIOUSLY now??? 

If a woman has a dream, this dream is ALWAYS depicting reality. Did your girlfriend have a dream that you cheated on her? You are so fucked up, get ready to apologize.

Women are phone-maniacs! A telephone is part of their hands! The bad thing is that they can’t always understand that men haven’t the same love for this device. Imagine a couple talking on the phone. When they are about to hang up, the well-known “who’s gonna hang up game” begins. One asks from the other to hang up because it’s so difficult for both of them. Oooh, so cute (I think I will vomit -.-). When the men finally hang up (after their girlfriends had asked for it 1.0000000000000000 times) many women will think that there are no feelings in their relationship anymore. Aghhhh

Women will pluck their eyebrows out at noon but they will draw them back on two hours later. In the name of beauty (?)! They will use tiny pieces of clothe to go out for a drink but men are assholes because they are always staring at them. Of course, she will also be irritated by this behavior! What is more, I really can’t understand how they are so comfortable walking among men with their bikinis but not with their underwear. Dafuq?

Oh, do you want me to discuss the matter of equality between the two sexes? I won’t. I will offer it to you as food for thought!

P.S. This post is humorous. If you find the above insulting just try to improve your sense of humor! I can write tens of similar texts for men’s behavior. So please, don’t try to start a fight! I won’t do you this favor!

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